The first time you experience the power of The Conester™, you're sure it must "glued" to the table. You pull and push and it just doesn't budge. But, with a simple twist The Conester™ detaches faster than Grandma's wig on date night! All thanks to the power of Tacky-Tech™.
Fits Big and Small
With its removable snug zone EVA foam insert, The Conester™ tries to be as inclusive and universal as possible. Protecting drinks of all shapes and sizes is the mantra of the super hero of coasters. And when you're NOT using the insert, it conveniently tucks up underneath.
No Tools Necessary
Always felt like the coffee table next to your recliner should have a cup holder? Instantly install one without any cutting, drilling, or hammering! You're only Bob Villa in your dreams. Don't ruin your table, order The Conester™ now!
I'm glad you brought that up. Coasters are the reason The Conester was invented! Don't worry though, coasters are great for leveling tables.
"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, each time expecting different results" - Albert Einstein . How true is this when it comes to the design of the standard table coaster? Very true! So true, that the design of the standard table top coaster has not changed in over 300 years and HAS NEVER STOPPED A DRINK FROM SPILLING. Grandma scolds you for not using a coaster on her "beautiful" Formica coffee table, and when you do you still end up knocking it over 5 minutes later staining one of her 2,000 hand stitched doilies, which just happens to be her "favorite." What's the purpose? Its time to upgrade the coaster with THE CONESTER!
Not the table!
Ok, let's say Mr/Mrs Spills-a-lot, by some small chance manages to NOT knock over their glass? What happens next is all too common. Their glass begins to sweat and is quickly surrounded by a damaging amount of H2O, which then runs over the edge like a mini destructive Niagara Falls raking havoc on your table surface. This could have been avoided, if first these "guests" would just clean up after themselves, and secondly if their drink was sitting in The World's Strongest Cup Holder a.k.a. The Conester!
2 cool for Coasters?
We have all been guilty of this! And some of us have paid dearly for this. That shiny new laptop WAS worth $2,000, but now is nothing more than an oversized paper weight. The now permanent ring on the table has left us many nights sleeping in the dog house. If only there was a way to instantly install the perfect cup holder and have the security that YOU"RE AN ADULT AND YOU CAN PUT YOUR DRINK ANYWHERE YOU WANT! Become and adult, order The Conester! Order them for your friends, your family, become their drink saving savior!